I am bored. Being a college student who is intelligent, talented, good-looking, and, not to toot my own horn, devastatingly charming, everything is handed to me without any real effort. However, because I don't have to work I am always looking for something to do. So I figured, I'm in college now. I'm my own man now...ish. The world is my oyster! so why don't I stay cooped up in my room and write to people I have never met about things they probably don't care about? Sounds like a plan. SO in this blog I plan to write some short stories open for all the world to see. You don't like my writing then don't look at it. Don't leave stupid comments telling me how much better you are than I am at everything. Honestly, even if that were true, which it's not, I don't need to hear about it. If you want to leave a comment telling me that you want to be the mother of my babies because my writing is beyond compare, I encourage that course of action. In this blog I may also write my thoughts on some religious things or political issues. If you don't agree with me then don't look at my blog. If you feel compelled to tell me that I am wrong about something feel free to, as long as,your comment is an actual rational, well-thought-out, complete argument. I don't want some childish moron butchering the English Language and all of it's conventions on my blog, unless it's me of course. I might also talk about some music and things. If you are stupid and, at this point, don't understand the fact that I don't need to hear your thoughts on my posts, please read this again paying attention to the words. You may not be used to books without pictures but please try your best. Well it's late, I want to watch Supernatural, so I'm signing off.
Good night Everyone,
TunaMelt
